The Albino Brain Chigger Invasion of 2010
The insidious creatures began their assault yesterday and caused the typical panic. Relief may not come for several days. Local authorities encourage everyone to remain indoors for safety.
Good night and good luck, people of Earth.
Is THAT what all those white things were?!? No wonder everyone was freaking out. Will keep the aluminum foil hat on next time, thanks!
Said by BD 12 April 2010 at about 1:07 pm