The Albino Brain Chigger Invasion of 2010

The insidious creatures began their assault yesterday and caused the typical panic. Relief may not come for several days. Local authorities encourage everyone to remain indoors for safety.

Good night and good luck, people of Earth.

1 comment

  1. BD April 12, 2010 1:07 pm 

    Is THAT what all those white things were?!? No wonder everyone was freaking out. Will keep the aluminum foil hat on next time, thanks!


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