Fuck a bunch of leprechauns and clover. Have an original King Hell Drinker and bloody-knuckled punk at the height of his powers.
Because I do not hope to turn again…
“If the lost word is lost, if the spent word is spent
If the unheard, unspoken
Word is unspoken, unheard;
Still is the unspoken word, the Word unheard,
The Word without a word, the Word within
The world and for the world;
And the light shone in darkness and
Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled
About the centre of the silent Word.
O my people, what have I done unto thee.”
The Albino Brain Chigger Invasion of 2010
The insidious creatures began their assault yesterday and caused the typical panic. Relief may not come for several days. Local authorities encourage everyone to remain indoors for safety.
Good night and good luck, people of Earth.
Two Things Never to Do Around Geeks
1) Suggest that any work of comic literature is not, in fact, the equal or superior to every other classic of world literature, up to and including Shakespeare. If you do, you’re being a tedious literature elitist, and missing the fact that Shakespeare is popular mainly for the fart jokes.
2) Suggest that anybody trying to keep certain not-really-for-kids comics out of the hands of 11-year-olds is anything but a censor-happy ogre out to destroy the intellectual culture of the nation.
I keep this up, it could be habit-forming…
As the game release calendar picks up steam for the mad rush to the holidays, I find myself with things to say. To that end, my review of the fantastic Batman: Arkham Asylum game is up at Needcoffee.
XKCD takes a day to document my interior monologue
This is the inside of my head all the time.
“From this day to the ending of the world…we in it shall be remembered”
The BBC reports a new database containing details on a quarter of a million soldiers from the Hundred Years’ War has gone live. Impossibly cool stuff.